'Ello, mate! The name's Yaiku, you make call me that or Naru, or even Haru. Whichever you prefer. I am twelve years old, soon to be thirteen. I enjoy every moment of being young. This is the part where I tell you everything about me, so if you really don't care, then you really don't have to read. Anyways, I'm a weirdo. I thought I'd get that out of the way first. I have many dreams, and goals in life. I do day dream way more than I'm focused. I'm a little insane, like not hyper-wise, but more of a weird talking to myself kind of fetish. I'm pretty sure I have ADD even though I'm not diagnosted with it. I have a very weird imagination, if you know what I mean. I can be a pervert, or extremely shy. Most of the time I am curagious, and I love to make a fool of myself, not thinking about the consequences. I really don't care much about the consequences as I should, though. I love to make people I hate, angry. It's like a fun game for me. I love watching them get mad over nothing.
I am bisexual. If you don't like it then,
get the hell out of here before I send my three-headed-dinosaur after you. I mean it too. I love anime. If you don't know what that is, then you don't know ANYTHING about me. MY favorite kind of anime is Yaoi, and if you don't know what that is, then you don't know me at ALL. So those of you that don't know what that is, go look it up, and then come back and tell me how much you hate me ;3 I don't take crap from everyone, and I have a very small temper. Snide and sarcastic comments are my life. Don't like me 'cause of it, then I don't need to be friends with you. I don't mind having a few issues with you, but when they involve into problems, the trouble comes.
I am a total fangirl. The things I like, I make sure you know I like them. Like...Bacon,Clouds,Tom Felton, Music, Yaoi, and much more stuff. I love orange. It's such a wild color. It can be pretty, ugly, cute, fun, and so much more. I will ALWAYS love orange!
I have lots of friends, many of which are always there for me when I need to talk. I know I can run to them if I need something, like a bandage for my finger, when I accidentally cut it with my safety scissors! I know they all have a first aid kit, just in case. They're my true family. I can't live with 'em, and I can't live without them. In fact, I really don't like any of them, I love them all. They all mean so much to me, and if I ever lost any of them, I would be devestated.
I do have pets. I have two dogs, a cat, and a bird. My oldest dog's name is Rascal Lee Crihfield, and he is six years old. My second oldest animal, is my cat Nala Michelle Crihfield. She is four years old. Baby Nicole Crihfield is three years old, she is my little bird. I love 'er. My newest member of the family is Bruno Lucas Crihfield. He is a year old. We rescued him from a torturing puppy-mill. He is a great dog, and I am happy we adopted him.
My parents are still together, and they always will be. I love both of them to death, and I could never ask for more. We are also currentally redoing our house, so I hope that turns out well.
I love music. It is my drug. Music s aves the soul! Anyways, I love all kinds of music. I love Pop/Rock, Punk, Rock, Metal, some Country, Techno, Pop. I hate Rap. Sorry all you Rap fans! I am a music junky, ad I have a song for everything. Ask poor Savannah!
I am super silly. I mean, I come up with so many random things. My friends love my for it though, so I guess it's okay. I aways come up with words and expect people to know what they mean. Like Shmargledarf. I bet you that you have no idea what that means. MWUHHAHAHAHA!
I am a huge tom-boy. I mean, I dress like a boy, have a boy's hair cut, and I cosplay as a boy. I guess being a boy is fun or somethin' xD Everyone at school calls me one of the boys. So, I guess I am xDD
I am afraid of bugs. I'm being truthful here. I hate them. Ask Logan Eitner. He found out the hard way. They have too many legs for my liking
I'm good at talking in a British accent. Ask Robert Derker. The first time I ever talked to him I used the accent, and he was heartbroke when I told him I was a fake British. -tear-.
I want to be an actress when I get older. Like Tom Felton...well...he's a dude, but still! He acts!
I love to draw. Me and Brooke should get in the buisness, even though Brooke is ten times better than I am.
I cosplay...me and Hannah are going to cosplay as South Park. She gets to be Cartman, and I get to be Kyle. Anyody want to be Stan or Kenny? PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
Bobby is our Gip. He really is. If you want to know the story behind what and why he's a Gip, then message me and I will tell you.
Chad...oh wow. He's Dianne the Trashman. Don't ask. He's awesome. Chad is one of my besties and I'm sure he'd appreciate me telling you guys.
Steven is my Older little brother. I'm kidding. I'm an only child. But he should be! We're awesome, and me and Steven will rule the world with our little Gummy Bears. Cool, huh?
Kenzie and I need to stop passing notes in class! Holy crap, I'm surprised we're not failing Science for Merilin's sake!
Mason...I swear to God you're Gay.
Norman, well, you know what I'd love to say about you, but I can't so I'll just say "FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
I also write stories. It's extremely fun.But I really only write Yaoi stories...or one about all of my friends. Those ones are holarious. I can write a story for you if the plots interesting enough....PICKLE JUICE!
Duuude. Mhisty-chan and me talk ALOT. We're best friends now. YAY FOR US! Yaiku was all her idea. She came up with the nickname for me, and for that she's better than Yaoi. OH EM GEE! I know, she has to be pretty awesome to be better than Yaoi.
Anyways, I love Macaroni and Cheese. It i my favorite food EVER! It's even better than Bacon. Not by much though.
I love little kids t.v. shows! They're so much fun to interact with! Like Dora The Explorer! You know, with all seriousness, I would still watch Blue's Clues, if they hadn't gotten rid of Steve. I HATE YOU JOE! You will never replace Steve, you and you're Plad sweater. IT'S YELLOW FOR MERILIN' SAKE! Anyways, one little kids show that isn't made for little kids is Booba's. For one, the title has the word Boob in it. Two, They fart when the f'ing fly. and Three, they're the gayer version of the Tellie-Tubbies! GOD DAMNIT! I love Sesame Street though. But what I like better is Avenue Q. Look it up and you'll laugh your ass off. I mean seriously, it couldn't be funnier.
Anyways, now that you know a little tiny bit about me, you can judge and stuff, and I'll put my helmet on and run around in traffic for a bit! Jou, you guys!
-Yaiku